I'm back.

Because mjunior told me he missed my blog.

And apparently the internet has changed quite a bit in my absence. Blogger got acquired by Google and has all sorts of bizarre new options, for example. And Pico went all livejournal on us. And I'm back down to zero readers when at the very height of my popularity, I had at least ten. Oh, and I'm not looking for a job (gasp), but I am still going to bitch about how much I hate boys a lot.

Brace yourselves...